Post edited 3:26 pm – March 18, 2009 by Xander
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THINGS NOT TO POST EVER
NO CRAZY THREATS OR STALKING! AKA The BlissfulQueen rule. When I was a member on another board, we thought this rule was implicit and obvious, but no, it wasn't. So here it is, explicitly. Do not threaten or stalk anyone via this board. Especially public figures, but really, it applies to anyone. Do not say “I'm going down to where <celebrity> is and I'm going to slash his brake lines.” Don't joke about it, and for God's sake don't DO it. You will be banned, and probably reported to the relevant authorities.
Anything else illegal. Child porn, stolen material, and so forth. If it is illegal in the United States, do not post it. You will be banned.
Copyrighted material. See the filesharing rules. One warning, then banned.
Not Safe For Work Material. Anything that would not be appropriate to show your grandmother, mother, and/or employer (or, any random one of those from Kansas). Basically anything you know might be offensive. Some of the admins, and many of the members read this board in public, and Twiggy Ramirez shaving his pubes is not something most of us want to have show up at work, or at school, or even at home.
Examples that fall under this:
Anything that might be construed as porn (nude men/women to XXX).
Corpses/Crime Scenes.
Surgery/wounds/freaks of nature.
LINKS to these things are permitted where appropriate. When posting these types of things, please include “NSFW” in your link text. The general thrust of this rule is to prevent stuff like this from being forced upon anyone. This only applies to images, not text.
Loud, obnoxious stuff. Anything that creates sound or obnoxious graphics will be removed. Yes, we're talking about your 600×600 flashing yellow LOLz!@ GIF. It sucks.
Private Information. Any personal information of any member of the board (or any private citizen) unvolunteered by said individual. The information will be removed, and appropriate disciplinary action will be taken. Examples: Posting someone's phone number, real name, address, medical conditions, etc.
However, if you post your own real name or email address, you greatly reduce the extent of “privacy” you should expect. If people find your blog, web site, yahoo group, or whatever, we can't help you. We will attempt to minimize harassment, per rule one.
THINGS NOT TO DO EVER
Trolling. Don't waste your time, don't waste our time. You're probably going to be banned. Just don't do it.
Crapflooding. For the love of all that is holy, please don't crap flood. This is an abstract act, but very, very annoying. Posting a new topic every five minutes like “wat music u like?”, “wat movies iz gud”, “i h8 u”, and so forth will find you with high flood control and hopefully on your way out of this board.
IBL! NO! STOP! IT'S OVER! If you see a topic that you think is going to be locked, do NOT post in it with some snide remark about how stupid the topic is. Just. Let. It. Die. This applies as a general rule. If you see a topic that has been posted before/should in a different forum/shouldn't be on the internet, DO NOT REPLY. Let the moderators handle it.
Catfighting. If you have a problem with a particular user, handle it in private, or handle it in the Shitlist. Do not snipe at another user simply because it's that user. If you have a disagreement with what they posted, please, disagree to your heart's content.
Example time!
Dumb User:
mang, halo survivor is the gay. i h8 gays!
Goofus:
I HATE YOU DUMB USER! EVERY ONE OF YOUR POSTS SUCKS ASS AND YOU'RE THE STUPIDEST, MOST IGNORANT IDIOT I'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE TO READ ON THE INTERNET!
Dumb User:
fuk u faget! u r gay 2!!!!!!!
This is bad. Don't do this. It starts fights in threads where they do not belong, and it only fuels Dumb User.
Dumb User:
mang, halo survivor is the gay. i h8 gays!
Gallant:
Your hatred of homosexuals is pretty disgusting, and your post is illegible. And clearly, Halo Survivor is not the gay.
Dumb User:
I feel like such a fool. You've woken me up to my own self-imposed ignorance. Thank you!
Gallant on The Shitlist:
Dumb User is a fucking idiot. I hope a black widow spider is hiding in his computer chair and bites him on the neck, killing him in a horrid and painful manner.
This is better! Attack the post, not the person. Use the shitlist if you have to.