Current User: Guest Forum Rules Login Register
Please consider registering

Search 
Search Forums:


 




UserPost

3:36 am
May 2, 2009


battosai810

Member

posts 286

Kind of reminds me of the fact that many Saturdays the local planned parenthood has a bunch of bible-thumpers standing outside protesting. My girlfriend is usually with me when they're around. I really just want to stand inside the circle and ask them when the last time they got laid was.

http://battosai810.newgrounds.com/ Lots of cartoons for you all to enjoy.

8:21 am
May 5, 2009


MCWood

Member

posts 174

They probably would say that they only wanted themselves for Jesus and shit like that.


My roomie went to school with nuns ( he hates catholicism afterwards too go figure) but one of his professors LITERALLY wanted to have sex with Jesus in the afterlifehence why she was saving herself.

4:02 am
May 6, 2009


battosai810

Member

posts 286

Well, after rooming with clergy I think I'd hate Catholicism too.

And that's sick on the screwing Jebus thing.

http://battosai810.newgrounds.com/ Lots of cartoons for you all to enjoy.

2:49 pm
May 7, 2009


SgtCool

Member

posts 173

And thenn you get some who say they're married like Brother Micah, and then 5 seconds later you see him ordering his wife around more like an  item than a wife.


Then you ask why he treats her like that, and they say that women are inferior. Nice job Catholocism.

4:39 pm
May 7, 2009


Canti

Member

posts 73

Im…. sorry… I cant get the image of Jesus putting on Berry White music and going “Ayyyy” (like the Fonz) just as the lights cut out for a brief second. The lights cut back on, except dimmer now and he's in the same exact position (with one raised eyebrows and a stance which is all too similar to the “Buddy Jesus” from Dogma), except he's in a loosley tied up robe, and there are now several lit candles in the room and a heart shaped bed.

As impressive as that all is, I'm very scared that I can imagine it.

*douses eyes with holy water*


One should not think about Jesus that way…. -_-


3+1

“Земля была синей, но не было никакого бога.” (Translated: “The Earth was dark blue, but there was no god.”) -Yuri Gagarin

8:27 am
May 8, 2009


MCWood

Member

posts 174

I always think if Jesus as some guy in some disco club for some reason. *shrugs*

2:00 pm
May 9, 2009


battosai810

Member

posts 286

I think the “disco Jesus” image comes up from the Family Guy sketch where Jesus turns water into funk.

Oh Family Guy, why aren't you good anymore?

http://battosai810.newgrounds.com/ Lots of cartoons for you all to enjoy.

5:02 pm
May 11, 2009


MCWood

Member

posts 174

Cause they try really hard now, like too much. When they used to write stuff I'm sure they were all chill and shit. Now, they have to scrounge out episodes.

7:59 am
May 13, 2009


SgtCool

Member

posts 173

I like the older episodes because it was actually funny. Now, like The Simpsons, they have to parody almost everything…

7:12 pm
May 13, 2009


battosai810

Member

posts 286

The newer Simpsons episodes are actually better than the Family Guy ones.

More recent Family Guy episodes suck because there's no plot anymore. It's just a string of events that are “wacky” and generally unfunny. More recent ones haven't even really been telling jokes and have just basically been trying to get an outraged reaction from people. That and it's nothing but pop culture references. A parody is not referring to a piece, but actually taking it and doing something entertaining with it.

http://battosai810.newgrounds.com/ Lots of cartoons for you all to enjoy.

8:23 am
May 14, 2009


SgtCool

Member

posts 173

Ugh the last new one I saw was featuring Peter going gay because of an experimental drug.


Not only was it boring, but it was kinda rude too. I saw it with my roomie and he was like, listen Matt I've been around sure, but I'm never going to have sex with 11 guys at once. Nothing beats the intimacy of a 1 one 1 experience.”


He's kinda right too. That's some multitasking you'd have to do lol

So we farmed Agility experience in Runescape as a sign of protest :P

3:28 am
May 15, 2009


battosai810

Member

posts 286

That whole part with them “beating” the one guy, using their fists and bats, and the things it implied were just offensive. I was talking to Rik at the time and that's basically when we both became pretty repulsed by it.

I thought the rest of the scene with him getting genes injected was funny though, namely the Seth Rogen gene. The rest of the episode was awful though.

http://battosai810.newgrounds.com/ Lots of cartoons for you all to enjoy.

6:47 am
May 15, 2009


MCWood

Member

posts 174

Yeah that doesnt sound very appealing to watch really. But I guess they laid off the good writers.

6:46 pm
May 15, 2009


battosai810

Member

posts 286

I think the good writers might have just left the show for something better. Different producer and different director of animation. I liked the show under Derek Drymon a lot more than Tibbitt, who is the current guy.

The voice cast is excellent as ever, unfortunately their talent is squandered under the bad scripts.

http://battosai810.newgrounds.com/ Lots of cartoons for you all to enjoy.

Reply to Post


Reply to Topic: Lactose

NOTE: New Posts are subject to administrator approval before being displayed

Guest Name (Required):

Guest EMail (Required):

Topic Reply:

Save New PostSmileys

Guest URL (required)

Math Required!
What is the sum of:
9 + 1
   

 
-_- =3 =B =D =p =S =V angry aww bird blank cool doh ew grinopen hmm lol neko O_o oh Ohnoes oooh sad shifty wtf XD

Search 

About the Planet Iceberg forum

Most Users Ever Online:

43


Currently Online:

5 Guests

Forum Stats:

Groups: 4

Forums: 10

Topics: 32

Posts: 952

Membership:

There are 19 Members

There has been 1 Guest

There are 2 Admins

There are 0 Moderators

Top Posters:

battosai810 – 286

MCWood – 174

SgtCool – 173

Canti – 73

Shadow – 59

Gamerkd17 – 45

Administrators: hdlineman (49 Posts), Xander (58 Posts)