I've looked around, done some research, and come to a single conclusion. Cliffjumper sucks…

Yes i know this is earth-shattering news to you all, but Clifford B Jumper's Suck levels are so radically high, that they have reached levels that can only be described by the adjective of “epic”.

Epic Suck levels! 

I'll let that sink in for a moment…

Now that you have let your brain mentally adjust to this new world view that you find yourself in, where up is down, long is short and black is white. I have one question for you… WHY DO WE LOVE CLIFFJUMPER SO MUCH? Seriously, if the guy sucks so bad why is he popping up everywhere and only receiving positive reinforcement for his bad yet epically high suck levels? Perhaps it's because he reminds us of Bumblebe….err…Spudbee as far as shape goes? I mean he is only a really crappy recoloring of our beloved Camer…err…VW Beetle right? I can still see the yellow paint and rust stains on em, as if whoever created Cliffjumper didn't even really cared, and just created a lookalike to boost slumping toy sales…Please if you can enlighten me on why people enjoy this little crapfest known as Cliffjumper so?

(just having fun early one sleepless morning, don't take this to seriously)

Hey man we support Cliffjumper sucking. You've come to a place where those ideals are embraced.