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4:02 pm March 28, 2009
| Gamerkd17
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Post edited 8:07 pm – March 28, 2009 by Gamerkd17
Well this is interesting….I did not have an orientation set up for today. Apparently corporate likes to send out setup dates on their own through email without consulting the actual store. Great. Well, this is good in a way. it gave me a chance to setup a real orientation date on Tuesday with a real person. I just need to but a red shirt and tan pants before then.
Matthew,
Mark your calender for your New Team Member Orientation with Target!
Your orientation will be held:
Date: 03/28/2009
Time: 10:00 AM
Address: ————————— ———————-
Please meet a Human Resources Team Member at the Service desk.
You will need to bring two forms of acceptable documents that establish proof of your identity and employment eligibility in the United States. If you have questions about which documents to bring, please contact Human Resources by calling ——————.
We look forward to seeing you!
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5:30 pm March 29, 2009
| SgtCool
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I remember when I applied to Kmart they set up interviews with the store automatically; its all about getting people in there and moving them around when you find what you want I guess, otherwise it would be harder for you to get a job and harder for them to find decent employees
Now about the 2 documents you need to bring in…birth certificate I guess and what else?
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So inhuman
“I'm not giving my name to a machine!”
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10:37 pm March 29, 2009
| Gamerkd17
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SgtCool said:
I remember when I applied to Kmart they set up interviews with the store automatically; its all about getting people in there and moving them around when you find what you want I guess, otherwise it would be harder for you to get a job and harder for them to find decent employees 
Now about the 2 documents you need to bring in…birth certificate I guess and what else?
For me it will be the Birth Certificate, Social Security Card, and License. Along with a red shirt and khaki pants.
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10:37 am March 31, 2009
| MCWood
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battosai810 said:
So inhuman 
“I'm not giving my name to a machine!”
“You… are number 6…”
“I'M NOT A NUMBER! I'M A FREE MAN!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
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2:01 pm March 31, 2009
| Shadow
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Post edited 6:04 pm – March 31, 2009 by Shadow
anyway, about my situaton…
They got someone else first, so I didnt get to be a stockboy who gets to touch ladies underwear 
jk, im no perv
anyway, I'm now appling to be a security Guard for this Mueseum in Venice.
18 year old, 6'2″ with broad shoulders is apparently good enough to be a security guard.
Gimme a night stick and I become the Terminator- GET TO THE CHOPPER!
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2:32 pm March 31, 2009
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Post edited 6:33 pm – March 31, 2009 by Xander
At least as a security guard you're armed with something.
I still think a job where you're required to wear a target over your heart is a bad idea, though.
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Stop racism. Every time the ‘N’ word is used Miley Cirus gets a song idea.
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2:57 pm March 31, 2009
| Gamerkd17
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Post edited 6:59 pm – March 31, 2009 by Gamerkd17
Just got back from orientation. It sounds like it will be a fun job. Everybody is really friendly and they help one another. There's also some benefits like a store discount and 30% off for Sprint providers. I'm working on the Sales Floor in Hard Lines which means Seasonal, Toys, Electronics, Housewares, and Sports. Basically not clothes. I guess I have to continually put myself out there with the phrase “Can I help you find something”? Should be fun. I like organization and helping people out so it fits me pretty well. I'm being trained for the next two weeks. I think I have cashier training on Thursday. I get my own walkie-talkie, I can use the the price checkers and store phones for help if I ever need it. So yeah it sounds like a pretty cool job. And after a whole four hours of watching boring introduction videos and getting a tour of the place (backrooms, warehouse area) I guess i begin Thursday morning at 8am.
Goodbye sleeping in and brand new TV shows at night. 
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2:55 am April 1, 2009
| Shadow
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and welcome to the boring part of Adulthood.
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1:09 pm April 1, 2009
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Bro every security guard needs a GUN. They're trying to kill you.
Btw you TOTALLY need to steal some priceless artifacts, I'm just saying.
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3:31 pm April 1, 2009
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Bro being a security guard would be cool, except that while I am 6'3″ myself and have broad shoulders, I don't have enough meat on the 'ole bones to be as intimidating as they would hope for me to be at my stature.
All the working out I do will not help either lmao
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4:44 pm April 1, 2009
| Shadow
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I don't have a license to carry a gun (yet) so I can't.
Anyway, aren't you 6'4″ matt? I could have sworn you are. And your shoulders are NOT broad…. well not that broad, both you and mike are skiny, and meat-less. I may not be as aggresive, but just by sight I'm more intimidating.
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Rent a cops don't need guns. Especially if you're going to be a daytime guard, it's pretty much your job to just keep people from touching the exhibits and call the cops if need be.
I'm going to start tutoring in the summer, since not many people are looking for tutoring this far into the semester. 8 bucks an hour is alright to do what I already do for free.
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6:10 pm April 1, 2009
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Actually, I do have pretty broad shoulders. Most of the time you see me I'm slouched over playing a video game lmao They're definitely out there bro lemme tell ya.
But heck I might be 6'4″ idk I havn'e checked in like…since school started this year
Think. Like if I was a security guard I'd be standing tall haha
Every fight I've been in I've always gone to my full height and am like 2 inches from their face. When they have to look up to me to keep eye contact I know I've already won.
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I've got broad shoulders too, but I'm only 5'10″ or so.
I would kill to be an even 6 feet tall.
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7:15 pm April 2, 2009
| SgtCool
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Bro you should go to China they can extend your legs and shit so you get taller.
Killing is serious business, thats why painful surgery is the next best thing
Its all the mess of killing without the killing 
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Or I could just go to China and tower over 9/10 people, removing that whole painful leg-stretching process.
My dad and I's family friend Ed went to China, and he's only my height (although a bit heavier) and everyone there called him Buddha. He actually has a life size terra cotta soldier (like the ones in the Terra Cotta Army) in his backyard now.
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2:31 am April 3, 2009
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I just choke people in fights hahaha. It isn't very fair, but it gets the job done alright.
Is the math getting harder? I got 17 + 19 as my problem.
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Last time I got in a fight was freshman year of highschool, and it wasn't so much a fight as me punching him in the face.
One slug was all it took.
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9:40 am April 4, 2009
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I choke people in fights. I'm too skinny for your typical brawl, but my excelling grip takes care of things just fine.
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