Favorite line ever: “Hey, remember that girl who had the same name as you? What was her name again?”

Lol I almost bought a book of awful pickup lines from Spencer's just because it was that ridiculous:

Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you!

Post edited 4:35 am – May 3, 2009 by Xander

Best pick-up:

“Hey, Laura!” You give a big hug. “I haven't seen you forEVER!!” And a kiss. “Wow, you've really changed!”

“I'm not Laura”

“What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!”

OR

“Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.”

Ya know if I could even remember all that, I might try that one out hahaha

I think they'd probably lose interest or run away after the first few sentences myself.

But if they DIDNT lose interest…

You may have something there. But then again al girls in bars pretend to be really stupid so that they can do whatever they want.

So lengthy pick-up line probably wouldn't help you :/

Post edited 7:28 pm – June 24, 2009 by Gamerkd17

Allow me to redirect you to this article:

But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

You have no idea how similiar I feel this is to me.

Kind of funny and depressing at the same time.

This video also could be relevant to your pickup line comment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..76SfgmRCFw

I absolutely love that video. Depressing, but a little hopeful.

God that “article”… that was funny and yet so so true. Nice finds man!

Uh, its really tiny ^_^;

Ouch, that must suck for… Eric? right?

I've been in that situation far too many times to even count or proceed to count without becoming depressed beyond belief. Depressing indeed- nice job man