Indeed, I agree with the last two posts.

For some reason when Mike was talking about how the bible should be about how awesome god is, I got two images. One of bender's bible from that futuama episode where he's punching out a lion, and another is from the Baghavadgita (Hindu religious text) where its mostly about how badass god is, and what sort of insane things he can do. lol.

Raptor Jesus saves leftovers!

Post edited 8:14 pm – April 27, 2009 by Xander

To break away from the Biblevania stuff… I think my sister's friend is starting to stalk me a little.

There was a time when my sister had this friend over for dinner. Usually I'm locked in my room doing my own work, but when I joined the rest for dinner it was quite evident that this girl was certainly not a bitch like the rest of my sister's friends. She was noticably polite, spoke clearly, made eye contact. Well raised girl. Yes she's quite attractive, but her character stood out more. Anyway's she was totally starting small talk with me as if she was an adult. Not rambling to my sister about boys and parties and teenie shit. I was getting a bit wierded out… since she's like 15, I believe. But I went with it. She was asking about my band, my tattoo, my job and all that. She left just as nicely.

Every few days I visit the school after hours to chat with old teachers and contacts. I also occasionally bumped into the same girl. She's call my name out, and we'd get into small talk, but not for long since she has night choir.

She approached my a few days ago for the first time at Battle of the Bands (I just stopped in since old bandmates were there), and started the same small talk. She never “approached” me, so much as pass me. She was asking about my history with my old band, which I'm not exactly sure how she knew about, since that was maybe 2 or 3 years ago. It was about this time that I was starting to get this suspision that she may be having a thing for me. She ran back off to her friends since the Battle wasn't really over yet. I turn to my former bandmate:

“Dude I think my sister's hot friend is making a move on me.”
He looks over to the direction she left.
“Go for it, man!”
“She's 15.”
“Oh… Well. A nice trip to Canada is always an option.”

The next day (yesterday) she added me on Facebook. I accepted, just being nice and all.

But yeah. If it were 3 years in the future, I might go for it. Considering freshman are CRAAAZZZYYYYY….

Is this a dream come true or a wierd stalker episode like in all them cartoons?

Post edited 10:06 pm – April 27, 2009 by Xander

Yeah, no.

I'm 19. She's 15.

I say one wrong thing and then she could say that I touched her inappropriately.

I don't want to end up in the slammer for sexual assault or statutory rape, thank you.

If I was still in school It might be worth a shot.

Post edited 2:35 am – April 28, 2009 by SgtCool

Xander said:

Post edited 2:14 pm – April 27, 2009 by Xander

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To break away from the Biblevania stuff… I think my sister's friend is starting to stalk me a little.

But hey when did you have a sister? I didn't know that

Is she in highschool too or something and thats why she has younger friends?

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To hit or not to hit…that is the question.

Well jailbait is jailbait, to be brutally honest. But then again if you do like her and she is attractive it shouldn't matter how old she is.

I say roll with it until she's ready to say something, because I seriously doubt a girl that is sexually attracted to you is going to try to throw you in the coop, especially if she constantly approaches you.

Not to mention it's not soemthing you would brag about to your friends you know?

“Hi I busted a 19 year for technical rape.”

“Whore.”

See? the system works. If she's actually into you, she'll come around. You just keep doing your thing until it's evident.

I don't have too much of a problem with younger girls anymore, after all, most I meet are in College, and so I don't think twice if I kiss them or not yah?

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

Like dude if that shit's super hittable right now why bother listening to what some fat cat with a soft handshake, do what Shadow says and go for it! Age differences are just things people use to judge others with and create this seemingly perfect same birthday relationship bullshit that we all have to have.

I mean but you gotta be ninja or else she'll see what you're up to and then your ambush of romance will fail, surely leaving your troops out in the cornfields with a searchlight brightening your face.

Woah thats pretty sentimental. Write that down I'm smart

Yeah I'm gonna wait this out. High school changes people, and she's still a freshman. By Junior year she could a little bitch… But we'll see.

The older you get the less it matters, obviously. My folks were 15 years apart but that doesn't make it okay for a 15 year old to see a 30 year old, ya know?

She AIM'd me last night… she was going on about pretzels.

Xander said:

She AIM'd me last night… she was going on about pretzels.

Pretzels IN HER PANTS. HELL YEAH!

My girlfriend was 16 when we started dating. I'm about a year and a half older than her and it's all okay. Legally too: as long as you're under 2 years older than someone who's underage it's not statutory.

But yeah. 15 years old. Keyhole.
Also, you can take initiative and make sure she never becomes a bitch by junior year. I did that once and… well, it ended with her snorting painkillers and taking hard drugs by the time she was 15, but still!

SgtCool said:

Like dude if that shit's super hittable right now why bother listening to what some fat cat with a soft handshake, do what Shadow says and go for it! Age differences are just things people use to judge others with and create this seemingly perfect same birthday relationship bullshit that we all have to have.

I mean but you gotta be ninja or else she'll see what you're up to and then your ambush of romance will fail, surely leaving your troops out in the cornfields with a searchlight brightening your face.

Woah thats pretty sentimental. Write that down I'm smart

WHAT!?

“do what Shadow says…” I said DONT go for it, and wait 3 years.

Post edited 6:19 pm – April 30, 2009 by Xander

Turns out she might actually be with some other dude. A pretentious stoner douche who won't get his shit together. Plus his mom cleans assholes for a living. No joke. Why this girl is attracted to this; I don't know.

Now I'm kinda dissapointed.