While we're on the subject of The Deep South

Well in Animal Crossing: The Deep South, you could be an African child separated form your parents and bought by Tom Nook.

Instead of fishing and gathering furniture to pay him back, you could pick cotton fields and make your own clothes. And instead of a statue at the end, you get to be free!

And you wouldn't get letters from your parents. And of course you'd have no real tools, so I can imagine everyday tasks would be ardruous and time consuming.

And picking fruit? Well shit don't eat any unless the master isn't watching

Reminds me of something Xander said to me a while ago on the topic of a realistic Pokemon game set in the 17th century where you have slaves fight to the death.

Oh Nintendo, how we love to bastardize your work.

Shadow said:

I find it funny. We don't make fun of the graphic images in Resident Evil, or the blood and gore and the “OMG! I can see his rib cage!” in CoD5, but we make fun of the childish scenarios Nintendo makes.

Hah well sir, you should've been there when I played with Nate

So many black jokes. It was bad. But it did account for many lols:

“Hey Nate why do the badguys suck at aiming so much? We're on Pro!”

“Probably because they're not accustomed to firing a gun you can't aim sideways…”

LMAO

And shit Pokemon would be so much easier to make racist!

*You caught a Pidgey! Would you like to give a nickname to Pidgey?*

“WHAT'S YOUR NAME BOY?”

“IT'S PIDGEY?”

*flays with whip*

“WHAT'S YOUR NAAAAAME BOOOOY?!?!”

“IT'S TOBY! TOBYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!”

That Animal Crossing bit was so blatantly racist… but WHY am I still laughing about it?

The towns in Animal Crossing are unfeasable. Everyone had to either work from home or have some huge inheritance, since nobody but Tom Nook, the Mayor, porter, superfluous cops, museum curator and the sewing hedgehogs really had jobs. The remainder of the town just sat around their houses in the dark all day, eating apples.

So, if the remaining half dozen people in town are NOT independently wealthy, where do they gather their unemployment checks from? Also, the town of Butt or whatever you named your town is only accessible by sea or by train. It's a narrow canyon – hell, it's the goddamn Hot Gates. I guess it's up to the two policemen in town to take care of any and all invaders from the sea, like Gulliver.

The thousand nations of the Nintendo Empire descend upon you.

This is why I have Samurai Armor and all those Golden Tools haha

Besides, I can just as easily put 2 suits of armor in front of my house; since it is impolite to move other people's furniture, they will never get in!

And if they do oh I'll be ready

SgtCool said:

http://i243.photobucket.com/al…..wnFace.jpg

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DID YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!!!!

One time, yes, one time, I chose Bulbasaur and he chose Squirtle. It was my first playthrough of blue version. He actually did choose the wrong one, the pompous douche.

My last playthrough had me as FAGBALL and him as DOUCHE. Teehee.

That so makes me want to play my Red version now LOL.

Except I has the gameboy so I do it the RIGHT way.

I'm curious who Diabeetis is, since I don't think any Pokemon look like Wilford Brimley.

In response to Shadow's question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..re=related

MCWood said:

Maybe it's an Abra, who would evolve into Alakazam and kinda look like an old man?

well technically a Kadabra, because I can't trade through ze emulators, but your right Kadabra has a mustache and I wanted their nicknames to be spontaneous, so I thought of Diabeetis

And naturally I named my dragonite Bonernator; it just kinda happened