I LOVE the spawning in CoD. In 4, AND 5. both are messed up.

Then the CoD MLG guys will say “NO, man, the spawns are fair! you always spawn AWAY from the enemy!”

BULLSHIT!

I literally have spawned INFRONT of a sniper bullet before. I watched my death cam, and it SUCKED!

(how cool would the death cam be, if the cam followed the bullet that killed you?)

I think my sexiest deathcam I ever saw was of a man who killed me:

I'm on Last Stand, and two bitches come running at me, but I have my trusty Desert Eagle equipped.

But we all know that bitches aint shit! One bullet…two headshots.

I got to watch myself pwn the fuck out of two guys, then the one who finished me killed me.

It was beautiful. I cried metaphorically speaking

There were 4 guys behind an embankment. I cooked a grenade and threw it. It hit one of them in the head, killing him. It then went off and killed the other 3.

Airtrike coming in.

The other day, I found a man on last stand of the enemy team. I had my trusty R700 at the time, and so I took the time to make his death epic by standing over his body, just above his range with his pistol, and no-scope him in the face with said R700.

It was indeed a warrior's death. And a free headshot nonetheless

battosai810 said:

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I do the same thing with my desert eagle, but I walk up behind them and put a bullet in the back of their head.

Execution style.

Sounds like somebody has seen Boondock Saints a good amount of times haha

Nate memorized the prayer the two brothers say in the movie LMAO

battosai810 said:

And shepherds we shall be, for me my lord for thee.

Yeah, I had my first kiss during that movie.

Irish pride.

If only we had a win button again, I would've pushed it about 10000 times by now

MCWood said:

Bro I've gotten Last Stand Desert Eagle headshots from across the damn map! Like I alwaus tell the poor bastards who I kill with it: “You gotta finsih your food, bitch!”

And when I play COD4, I'm just the guy who runs in and kills EVERYTHING. It makes no sense for me to just sprint up to 5 guys and kill all of em, but I can do it anyways.

but just imagine it now mike: in CoD5, after your done killing all those guys on last stand, I come by and pick you up. You'd be immortal.

Now see COD with Modern Warfare is more of my bag. WW2 shit got old, hence why I never bought the game.

And yes Devin, I WOULD be immortal. Indisputably.

Yeah nobody would buy a modern warfare game BILLSHIT!

What kinda world to they live in where they think people only wanna play WW2 games? UGH

Well, I meant the “no one will play modern warfare” thing as sort of a joke. It was considered a bit risky at the time, but once they sold a bajillion copies of CoD2 they let them do what have you.

Also, WWII still sells like mad in the US, for pretty obvious reasons. It's financially sound to release a WWII game, while modern warfare is a little risky. Lots of people think games based in Iraq or Afghanistan as in bad taste since they're so recent.