Xtreme on the Wii? LOLOLOLOL

We almost considered making our scores higher for the FUN OF IT. We decided to leave our grade As, Bs, (and an S on one of our sides, not sure which; I think it was Matt's) as a testament to our humility.

I'd been playing on the DS my whole medical career beforehand, and with the Wii release I only think of Devil May cry where an easy mode was released. Hell the Hard Mode on the Wii was still a breeze compared to the DS.

If you wanted challenge you can't have played the DS version lmao; because if you had played and beaten the DS one, it was basically sending Rambo into a camp full of Vietnamese children without rocks and sticks as weapons.

I cried. With the hair on my chest from the DS I cut down GUILT like ripe wheat :/

Every time I took out some of the guilt I had to fully beef up my patient, cause the best doctors are the paranoid doctors.

And if I COULD use 2 styluses I'd be unstoppable as soon as I got enough coordination to get both of em to do different things.

battosai810 said:

You play the medical world's equivalent of Rambo.

Definitely.

Less facial hair in a perfectly sterilized world with lasers and medical procedures you'll need to memorize or else you're fucked lmao

Well......Rambo on the DS, on the Wii you're just William Shatner.

But I can totally see where your mad skillz come into play, lol.

What if you COULD use two styluses?

Doctor! Hes losing too much blood! The paraskevi are dancing on his heart and the Savato is eating his heart!

*Stiles parts hair*

*Busts out two scalpels in slow motion drawing them like daggers*

*Cue dramatic music*

I could do it man if I can do extreme I can use 3 scalpels lmao

When it comes to extreme, it doesn't matter how well u know the procedure. If you can't do it right 100% of the time, you'll never win. And shit I played as the girl no slowing down time for me!

Gangliated

Utrophin

Immuno

Latency

Toxin

Yes I STILL remember the acronym for the alien disease shit.

On the topic of things that aren't wretched:

I like in the Trauma Center games there are apparently parts where you need a second stylus because they're so hard. I can picture it now:
"Nurse, this patient is going into critical condition. Bring me my second scalpel."

I WAS SIMPLY STATING IT FROM THE TEXT JACKHOLE. In the AUTHORS opinion, religion is the problem for most TERRORIST (specifically suicide bombings) incidents. My opinion, as a Religious Studies major, varies greatly from the author's opinions, who draws inferences from religious texts and the real world.

Also, try reading the title- “When Religion Turns EVIL- Is Religion the problem?” I wasn't making any slander towards you, your faith, your way of life, politics, or sexuality. I wasn't saying anything that could possibly be interpreted as an insult in any way. The title of the book states that when terrorists use religion it then turns evil, in which case religion is then a problem. 

Got it?

Canti said:

I should be finishing a text called “When Religion Turns Evil- Is Religion the problem?”

….

I'm dicking around though.

Short answer to the above question (Is Religion the Problem?): YES.

can we please NOT turn this into a religious debate?

there hasn't been a single argument yet on Eplison, let's keep it that way.

When we needed to shorten our surgery time, I was all like: "I got this shit" and now I can suture a massively bleeding organ filled with cuts in less than 2 seconds. I invented the technique and figured out that you could suture anything with the shittiest stitching in the world. Just wiggle your hand real quick and you're done. Less than half a second process right there. That's how the pros get an XS rating on all the hard mode surgeries.

Tv shows like ER and Grey's Anatomy bring shame to the medical profession. Day in and Day out I spend countless seconds operating and scrolling through dialogue to perform surprise operations that I already know how to perform and exactly whats going to hit me

Careful Doctor! We've never dealt with this strain of GUI--

Oh...you're done? Well shit.

OH NO DOCTOR STILES ITS A BOMB LET BOOB LADY HELP YOU DISMANTLE IT!

Oh you dismantled it before the lights went out? How did you--

SgtCool said:

Cutscenes in a real-world operation must make shit a whole lot worse.

I think E.R. and Grey's Anatomy are just hour long cutscenes.